random text from my boss at the museum at 11 pm like how are u still awake ???

femper:

did y’all see this shit

oflahertys:

an inexperienced egyptian god of the afterlife

Anoobis

overlordmycroft:

welcome to october

overlordmycroft:

welcome to october

You should draw yourself in a "tree from a school play" costume.

except that i was a tree in a school play in 3rd grade so heres a drawing of a photo of me as a tree in a school play

shredevi:

shredevi:

 What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married

Feyoncé

doughnutfilling:

'Mordor destroyed by filthy hobbits. Anything helps'

doughnutfilling:

'Mordor destroyed by filthy hobbits. Anything helps'

[Help!] The Girl I Like Won’t Respond to My Emails (´・ω・`)

vgperson:

A tale from 2ch of girls, emails, and hamsters. (Posts from the thread-starter are labeled #OP, the people replying to him are labeled #2ch.)

#OP
There’s this girl I’ve had feelings for since high school, and now we’re in college together. We’ll call her Denko.
Once we hit second year, we went out drinking, and I worked up the courage to exchange numbers.
We started out talking often, but she hasn’t answered me in three days now.
I’m getting depressed just thinking that Denko might be sick, or that something happened to her… (´・ω・`)
Please, somebody give me some advice.

#2ch
SHE DOESN’T LIKE YOU.
GIVE IT UP.

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muppetmindset:

hobolunchbox:

Cårven der Pümpkin [video]

It’s that time of year again!

muppetmindset:

hobolunchbox:

Cårven der Pümpkin [video]

It’s that time of year again!